Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Direct Orders

you are under direct orders to rock the f*** out!!
rock out like you finally found the bathroom!
rock out like you just found out Elvis isn't dead!
rock out like after eight years, your getting your braces off tomorrow!
rock out like you made it all the way to the top and you can see everything!!
rock out like your a bag of pop rocks!
rock out like its the first time out on the lake for the season after 6 months of butt cold winter!
rock out like he just asked you!
rock out like your Fred Flinstone!
rock like its payday!
rock out like mom made bacon!
rock out like you open the door, flip on the lights and you see a room full of people screaming "surprise!!"
rock out like you just came around the bend for that last straight away to the finish line and your still ahead!
rock out like your listening to Micheal Jackson!
rock out like you just reached the very top of the tallest roller coaster in the world and your about to make your way down!
rock out like your Josh Groban!
rock out like you just got a new puppy!
rock out like there is no one home and you get to run around naked!
rock out like you just egged Obama's car, got caught, and no one cares! 
rock out like you are front row at the Jazz vs Lakers game and after 3 overtimes Williams just made a three point buzzer shot and we won by one point!!!
rock out like you hear the ice cream man coming round the bend!
rock out like the first time he told you he loves you!!
rock out like you just made life better for someone else!
rock out like dads not disappointed in you any more!
rock out like like he came back for you!
rock out like you only have twenty four hours to live!!
rock out like this is your one chance to show them what you got!!

3 comments:

  1. "rock out like after eight years, your getting your braces off tomorrow! rock out like your a bag of pop rocks!rock out like you just egged Obama's car, got caught, and no one cares!rock out like mom made bacon!" I love these lines!!! I feel like you're a really funny writer!!! I love how you write. I would love to see more of what you are going to post in the future. Keep rocking out ;)

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  2. I think alot of your lines were funny and cool!

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  3. I like your direct orders it was funny, but could be taken seriously BRAVO.

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